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my pantry: a dilettante's confessional
commentary by brian parker
published 15 february 2007
 
savor | volume 1 number 7
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"Cookery is not chemistry. It is an art." -X. Marcel Boulestin
 
published since April 2006 | Savor is Brian Parker's passionate affirmation of George Bernard Shaw's statement that "There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
 
 
In addition to being a gourmand and Emmy-awarded set designer, Brian Parker (eMailWeb site), who makes his home in Nashville, Tennessee, helms Parker Designs—a company dedicated to works of great imagination and frequent whimsy.
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
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Keep fresh greens such as spinach or arugula on hand.

7 p.m.. Sirens blare. You run to the window and a blue staccato flash nearly blinds you. Fourteen black Ford Excursions and five limousines pull up in front of your house. The deafening flap, flap, flap of a helicopter vibrates overhead. Suddenly, a dozen deadly serious men in black suits surround you. One of them approaches. "There's no time to explain. We need dinner for 6. Immediately."


The President and several Middle Eastern leaders are ushered in as you run to the kitchen. You swing open the refrigerator door and what you see sends you into a panic: leftover Thai food, beer, chocolate syrup, lettuce, strawberry-mango yogurt, and four packets of ketchup.


Your pantry could have saved you. It could have saved you and brought peace to the Middle East.

 
 
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Now, if they'd stopped at my house, I'd have served a roasted garlic goat cheese and pine nut tart with arugula salad, grilled pork loin in a balsamic Dijon reduction, and four-cheese tortellini with artichoke hearts and capers. Chocolate mousse Napoleons with Frangelico and toasted almonds would conclude an impressive and surprisingly simple repast. Dietary restrictions not withstanding, that meal certainly would have brought tolerance—if not absolute peace—to the troubled Arabian peninsula.


Despite all the (very welcomed) praise, I'm not a culinary genius. I'm an extremely successful culinary fraud. I'm a dilettante and a show-off, and I say: 'If you can't make it, fake it!' My pantry does most of the work for me. People often ask, "How do you pull this off?" or "How long did this meal take to prepare?" or even "Did you mentor Julia Child?" My modest reply is always "I have a terrific pantry."


Make no mistake, here. I admire and respect the passionate process of creating a splendid meal without shortcuts. Sometimes I go through that rewarding process, myself; but, usually, I just don't slow down enough for that to happen. So, I rely heavily on a list of all-star assistants to help me perform culinary legerdemain at a moment's notice.


I've chronicled, for you, the most influential items in my pantry. The list isn't exhaustive, but these particular ingredients have great impact on presentation, flavor, and ease of preparation. They're the diamond earrings perfectly complementing a little black dress.


Frozen
puff pastry sheets
pie crust
spinach
raw nuts
leftover wine for sauces
   
Oils
 
extra virgin olive oil
sesame oil
truffle oil (white or black is fine)
 
Buy small dark bottles. It's better to run out out of oil than to have it turn rancid.
   
Spices, Dried Herbs, Extracts
 
seasoning blend
(i.e., "Mrs. Dash")
cumin
curry powder
smoked sweet paprika
   
Dairy
 
heavy cream
sour cream
parmesan
bleu cheese
hard cheeses
goat cheese
   
Miscellany
 
sun-dried tomatoes
pesto
pitted Kalamata olives
high-end mustards
dried shiitake mushrooms
pasta
prepared pizza crust
   
Produce
sweet potatoes
arugula


I maintain small quantities of the basics—bread, fresh meat and seasonal vegetables—as a canvas for the 'paint' lining the shelves of my pantry. So, when I decide to invite someone over for an impromptu dinner, I'm able to easily prepare something as casually elegant as a string of vintage pearls.


goat cheese and Kalamata olive tart with wilted arugula

ginger mashed sweet potatoes with spiced pecans

Greek salad with sun dried tomato crostini

shiitake mushroom bisque with parmesan croutons

goat cheese and spinach quiche with pesto sour cream

curried three cheese tart

cumin roasted sweet potato fries with smoked paprika mayonnaise

bleu cheese and pecan tart with truffle oil

sesame noodles with garlic and arugula


Depending on what sort of fresh meat and produce I have available, simple, sophisticated dishes can come quickly and easily. Any number of savory tarts may be made with puff pastry. Quiches and pastas have been known to abound. It's all a series of delightful 'What ifs': 'What if I put this with that?' 'What if I top that with this sauce?' 'What if?' It might take some practice, but the results are worth it.


If you're insecure about experimenting, then start small. Use just a few ingredients to produce better results. Research recipes on the Internet and, maybe, watch some cooking shows. Remember that a thoughtfully stocked kitchen is your best sous chef. Begin building up your own pantry and relish the creativity it affords you. It's good to show off a little. You'll smile. Others will smile. And who knows? If the food and the timing are just right, Israelis and Palestinians may even smile together, someday.

 

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