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heirloom tomatoes
commentary by brian parker
published 11 july 2006
 
savor | volume 1 number 3
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"Cookery is not chemistry. It is an art." -X. Marcel Boulestin
 
published since April 2006 | Savor is Brian Parker's passionate affirmation of George Bernard Shaw's statement that "There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
 
 
In addition to being a gourmand and Emmy-awarded set designer, Brian Parker (eMailWeb site), who makes his home in Nashville, Tennessee, helms Parker Designs—a company dedicated to works of great imagination and frequent whimsy.
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
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I guess I was about nine years old when I had my first memorable encounter with a tomato. David and I were exploring the backyards of Evergreen Street on an aimless summer day. (Our Midwestern neighborhoods had yet to discover fences, landscaping, or privacy.) We'd stumbled upon a big stack of rocks—something that could easily occupy two boys for hours...comparing colors and sizes...building, arranging. We were completely fascinated. Nothing else existed. "This one looks like Idaho." Lost in that stony world, I couldn't have seen it coming. SMACK! I turned around, my back stinging, and there stood the enemy: two other boys armed with hard, green tomatoes. We'd been ambushed. Smaller and unarmed, there was but one humiliating option available to us. "RUN!" We ran with all the fury of the blazing July sun—t-shirts flailing, our short legs pumping, fear of death pounding in our ears. I looked over my shoulder. Green bombs and vicious insults hurtled toward us, when Dave suddenly stopped. He turned and yelled, "You're dumb! You're throwing away your lunch!" I thought that in the world's long history of lame comebacks, that one had to be the lamest. Thirty years later, I'm still embarrassed.


It could only get better. Little did I know that, eventually, tomatoes would become one of my great passions. And thirty years later, they make my favorite summer lunch. No contest. Sitting in the rocker on the deck, the oscillating fan on high, a plate of colorful heirloom tomatoes in my lap, a napkin covered in polka dots of pink juice—and I'm in heaven.


Just a few short years ago, I knew little of heirloom tomatoes. They were oddities occasionally found in some Culinary Trends recipe. So, for years, I rarely ate tomatoes. Maybe I'd given up. I don't know. Infected with the vivid memory of fat, red, succulent, homegrown tomatoes from dad's garden, commercial varieties became a bland, grainy exercise in sad compromise. But one day, several summers ago, I stepped inside a new produce store and was instantly mesmerized by the heirlooms calling out to me. Fat, shiny, colorful, glistening jewels displayed in humble baskets. Red, purple, yellow, brown, green. I'd never seen anything like it. The sign declared them to be tomatoes, they smelled like tomatoes, some even looked like tomatoes, but most had the appearance of something a "Lost in Space" set dresser would have put on the Robinsons' dinner plates.


Now, in the age of enlightenment, heirloom tomatoes are popping up everywhere. The strains seem to be an endless list of curious, homespun names juxtaposed to grand, poetic ones befitting European royalty: Hazel Mae, Brandywine, Aunt Gertie's Gold, Mr. Stripey, Earl of Edgecomb, Old Virginia, Noir de Crimee, Sasha Altai, Hank. Hank? Yup, Hank is an heirloom tomato.


So, just what is an heirloom tomato? I'm glad you asked. Well, not really, because the question inspires more controversy than answers. And, frankly, I just want a great tomato. But if you must have a definition, an heirloom tomato is, strictly speaking, a variety that has been passed down through generations of a family or a community. There are commercial varieties and varieties from cross pollination and many varieties with debatable heritage. Some define heirloom tomatoes as only varieties pre-dating the advent of industrial agriculture circa 1945. But most authorities do agree on this: heirloom tomatoes are open-pollinated, not genetically modified. And delicious.


I'm mostly concerned with delicious. Heirloom tomatoes come in a dizzying spectrum of colors and shapes. But it's the assortment of flavors that really excites me: sweet and mild, tangy, herbaceous, berry-flavored, citrus-flavored, cucumber-y, melon-ish, even chocolate-esque.


The first heirloom of the season, I eat unadorned. No salt, no herbs. I don't cut it. I hesitate to wash it. The glory of that initial mouthful shouldn't be tainted. I'd even light a candle in reverence, but the odor would interfere with the taste. There will be time for dressing them up, later in the season, but the first bite needs room to cast its spell. My teeth feel the gentle resistance of the skin and I breathe in the tomato's thick, earthy essence. The gushing burst, the dribble down the chin, the sweet, acidy relish as I chew the soft pulp. Sex turns into a distant, pale memory; nothing could be more sensual than this. Then, the subsequent bites—big and fast. Tomato becomes predator; no longer do I consume it; it consumes me. And I'm gone. What a beautiful lostness. That magic happens only once a year, so I treat it with the respect it deserves.


When the first tomato is polished off, I feel free to play with a slew of possibilities. The tomato pairs so well with so many flavors that I'm hesitant to suggest too much, but here are a few of my current favorites:

 
 
 
 

heirloom tomatoes with Fleur de Sel and lemon zest | I've never been a big fan of designer salts; they've always seemed so unnecessarily pretentious and the flavor difference is negligible in light of the awful expense. But my sister recently sent me a jar of Fleur de Sel de Guerande and I wound up gleefully eating my words. Fleur de Sel is preternaturally bright, clean, and lemony. When the tomato is speckled with this coarse salt, it's like twins separated at birth, crying and rejoicing at their fortuitous reunion. It's, now, the only finishing salt I use on tomatoes. An extremely spare sprinkle of finely grated lemon zest and I'm prostrate. Few things in life are as perfect as this.


heirloom tomato and goat cheese tart
| I don't generally use recipes when I cook, so I won't give you one; but you can easily fill in the gaps with a few Internet searches. Make a savory, Parmesan tart crust and, after it cools, spread a thin layer of soft goat cheese on the bottom. On top of the goat cheese, layer tomato slices two or three thick. Make sure the sliced tomatoes have already drained well in a colander or paper towel. Cover and refrigerate the tart a couple of hours to set. Sprinkle fresh herbs over the tomatoes just before serving. Almost any combination of chopped fresh herbs will work. If you're unsure, go light on the herbs so they don't overpower the tomatoes. It's a nice tart with which to be creative, too. Add another cheese, add pine nuts, roasted garlic, play with the flavors. With a green salad, this makes for a lovely summer lunch.


heirloom tomatoes with bleu cheese and olive oil
| Start with a platter of thickly sliced tomatoes, maybe half an inch thick. I like to crumble an artisanal bleu cheese on top, like Bleu de Brebis or Saint Agur, but a quality commercial bleu works in a pinch. Then, drizzle a light stream of good finishing olive oil over the tomato and cheese. Look for an olive oil in a dark bottle, if possible; light hastens rancidness. And look for the first cold press, unfiltered extra virgin variety. Temecula Olive Oil Company produces some fabulous oils that pair seamlessly with tomatoes.

 
 

Don't ever refrigerate any fresh tomato. It makes the flesh grainy and ruins the flavor. Once a tomato is ripe, eat it within two to three days. If it starts to over-ripen, your best bet is to freeze it and use it later for cooking. But don't try to slow or stop the ripening in the refrigerator. You might as well spit on Julia Child's grave.


Store your fresh heirloom tomatoes on a windowsill or in a basket. It's better if the tomatoes don't touch, but a basket of heirloom tomatoes in the kitchen is like having a Monet on loan from the Louvre. Sometimes, I can't resist it.


There are countless tomato recipes, and I'll bet most of them are great. But I suggest you just get creative and find your own ways to enjoy heirlooms. And sometimes—no, often—treat them as the main dish. Heirloom tomatoes are the grand diva, the Maria Callas of summer. What vegetable can take center stage better than a tomato? Like a brilliant, skillful actor, it shines beautifully in a supporting role; however, it usually warrants top billing.


Tomato season will be over sooner than a Vegas wedding, so get going. It's the hottest, briefest, love affair you'll have all spell. You may need to do some hunting to find a good, organic, local source, but the reward is sizable: an afternoon with the most luscious, sultry, venerable vixen of the summer harvest. Sophia Loren, eat your heart out.

 

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